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Arc 1: Escaped Woman x Escaped from Marriage – 05
At Most, The Female Lord Wants to be Rude to You
While he spoke, he remembered that Xiaomei1 Xiaomei – little sister mention that she was bringing home a girl on the day of her ruined wedding, the two were glued like paint and even slept together at night.
Isn’t this relationship what he thought it was?
Shi Yao felt that he thought about it too much, but it wasn’t completely unreasonable.
Then Shi Jian wondered: “Brother, what’s wrong with you?”
”Nothing.” After Shi Yao and Shi Jian spoke, they separated. He decided to investigate Ke Li’s identity. No matter what the reason, he couldn’t let an unknown person stay at his sister’s side.
Shi Jian was worried that Ke Li had a bad impression of her brother. She said, “Sister Qu, don’t worry about it, my brother is always like this, but his heart is very good.”
”Well, I know.” “In order to meet the person’s expectation with what she just said, Ke Li put on a bright red face.2 For people who don’t understand the context, they are talking about him being a skirt chaser. And Ke Li is acting the white lotus role so anything “sex” wise should put her in a default blush.
When Shi Jian saw the dazzling blush, her heart suddenly felt a little unhappy. She misunderstood and thought Ke Li was blushing due to her brother’s arrival.
[Host, the female owner’s affection for you is declining.]
Ke Li’s face was muddled and looked forced: “Why is it falling? I’m not doing anything right now?”
[I don’t know, host, do you want to be coquettish?]
For the hard-earned affection, Ke Li was almost ready, but then realized that Doudou has no experience in love.
She looked up at Shi Jian. Then saw that Shi Jian’s face was really bad and seemed to be really angry.
Ke Li was puzzled but still gathered in front of Shi Jian, cautiously pulling her cuff and asked, “Sister, are you unhappy?”
When Shi Jian saw her face, she refused to admit: “No. “
Not unhappy, just a little uncomfortable.
”Why are your eyebrows wrinkled?” Ke Li asked, reaching out her hand and soothing her eyebrows, but thought in her heart when she had provoked this little ancestor.
Shi Jian’s mood seemed to be placated by her fingertips, then realized she was inexplicably angry and couldn’t get down from the table. The dead duck3 Couldn’t get off the table – it’s too late for her fit to calm down. Dead duck – she made a mistake and she is being righteous and thinks her anger is justified. responded, “Nonsense, I said no.”
Ke Li followed her: “That’s what I’m talking about. Sister, don’t be angry.”
[Host, the affection has risen to 80 again.]
Ke Li is puzzled and couldn’t help but ask: “So when on earth did I displeased the female owner? Why is she angry? Is she jealous?”
[She should be.] Doudou wasn’t very clear about feelings.
Although Ke Li never been in love, she wrote novels about love. After a while, she wanted to understand the crux of the problem. Does the female owner think she’s too distant?
Ke Li only felt that the task was too tiring, not only does she have to show her most gentle and obedient side, but also prevent the female host from eating vinegar at any given time.
Shi Jian was coaxed by Ke Li’s soft warm words and her mood suddenly cleared.
She took Ke Li to dinner. After all, she was only a seventeen-year-old girl who has never been in love. Her mental indiscretion was not aware that she was been single since in her mother’s womb for the past 25 years.
After more than ten days, Ke Li began to worry because the affection and intimacy no longer increased. She cuddled, hug and slept in bed with her, so was it necessary to go straight to the next step?
But the good value wasn’t high enough. It was at 80 points which obviously meant they were only girlfriends. Even family can’t reach 100%, the affection must be raised by more than 90 points, then it can be a love relationship. Only then, will they be able to do colorful things.
Doudou is also sad. It wanted Ke Li to complete the task earlier, but the feelings couldn’t be achieved overnight. There can only be patience and perseverance.
Seeing the indicator light on, Doudou said: [Host, another key person appeared.]
Ke Li is now worried and thought for a moment and asked, “Is it Princess Dong Ge?”
This is the road that must be taken to abuse that slag child. Ke Li almost forgotten that not only does she needs to fall in love with the female owner, but also abuse the slag to prevent the female owner from repeating the same mistake.
Sure enough, they laid down at night and stopped talking. The two were so close to each other that they could almost see the tiny fluff on the other’s face.
At the time, Shi Jian said: “Sister Qu, the day after tomorrow we are going to the plum blossom garden. Do you want to go?”
Ke Li who is adept at not missing any intimate opportunities, skillfully held her arm. “Who are you going with?”
”With a friend.” Shi Jian talked about her friend Princess Dong Ge and how she invited her to appreciate the plum blossoms.
She naturally hopes that Ke Li would go with her, since Dong Ge always says that she had no other friends.
In the ancient times, there were not many recreational activities, so flower viewing, and drinking tea are considered recreational.
It’s natural for Ke Li to go, “Do we need to prepare?”
”No, I just want to take you out because it’s stuffy in the house. We should go out on a trip and play.” She added, “It’s a bit cold, I’m afraid there is snow, remember to wear more clothes.”
”Sister should also pay attention to keeping warm.” Ke Li is now confident about all kinds of concerns, let alone feeling uncomfortable, she always says out of sincerity.
”Good.” Shi Jian felt that it was good to have someone with her. Suddenly she remembered what her mother had said. When she gets married, her husband would love and pamper her.
However, she felt that the husband wouldn’t have such care and be able to pay attention to her in detail. If all aspects were clearly considered, Lin Wentian’s escaping marriage became a trivial matter, otherwise she wouldn’t have become acquainted with Ke Li.
Ke Li’s big task now is to fall in love. Her minor task is to try her best to hook Shi Jian. She turned her eyes and shrank her neck and asked, “Sister, do you think it will be particularly cold today?”
“Hmmm? Is it cold?” Shi Jian paused, she suddenly extended her hand and hugged Ke Li tighter. “It’s a bit cold, but it won’t be so cold sleeping in each other’s arms.”
[Congratulations to the host for becoming more skilled.]
”…” Ke Li’s body is much shorter than Shi Jian. After embracing each other, her ears were just on Shi Jian’s chest.
Listening to the vibrant heartbeat, Ke Li suddenly felt her heart speed up. It felt so soft that she felt hot on her ears.
She heard that if her ears were hot, it was because someone misses her. Ke Li felt that it was her mother who was thinking of her. If she thinks about her, why did she made her do these tasks?
Ke Li fell asleep with resentment towards Shen Qing.
[…] Doudou wanted to say something, but the Minister reminded him that her feelings should be natural and shouldn’t be encouraged.
On the day of the outing, the land was covered in silver. It was because of the heavy snow the night before and this beautiful scene was born.
As a dead house,4 Dead house – mentioned in previous chapters. It’s a modern term, it’s a nickname describing an otaku or house girl, it’s saying they are hopeless. It can be interpreted in different ways – similar to being a hermit (English), hikikomori (Japanese). Basically, a derogatory term to refer to a person as an old house uninhabited or old haunted house. Ke Li has not enjoyed snow for a long time. With the large amount of snow in ancient times, she was inevitably interested in playing in the snow. She and Shi Jian are both beautifully dressed and urgently needs to ride the sedan chair to the plum garden.
In the sedan chair, the two wore snow-white fox fur, their whole body wrapped tightly, but could still see their graceful figures. Ke Li and Shi Jian both held a small warm stove in their hands, together with the quiet servant girl, Qing Zhu, they presented a peaceful scene.
After arriving at the garden, the two stepped down from the sedan chair in turn. Ke Li immediately lost her interest in playing with the snow. It was so cold that the cold wind scraped her ears.
”Let’s go get a warm cup of wine so it’s not so cold.”
Shi Jian subconsciously blocked the wind for Ke Li. From her perspective, Ke Li is a woman who only knew a little kung fu and certainly deserves better protection.
She carefully helped Ke Li put on a big bran hat. The face under the hat looked smaller, as if it can be covered by a palm.
”Tut, if the miss personally waits, dare I ask who this sacred girl is?” Suddenly there was a crisp female voice from the plum garden.
Shi Jian paused momentarily then continued to help Ke Li put on the flat hat. She then looked up into the garden and saw Dong Ge’s graceful face. She led Ke Li slowly to her and said, “I have seen Princess Dong Ge.”
Ke Li also conduct herself in the same manner, their education was the same.
Dong Ge’s eyebrows twisted, and her face was full of displeasure, “A Shi Jian,5 The “Ah” sound in front of a person’s name shows intimacy and familiarity. we are familiar. Why do you still do these false formal greetings?”
”There’s still some need for formality. Otherwise, how can I casually bully you?” Shi Jian was blunt.
”Hmm.” Dong Ge turned and looked at Ke Li who look as meek as a lamb. “Who is this sister? Why don’t I know her?”
Ke Li opened her mouth and was about to talk. But Shi Jian took the lead and said: “She is my newly recognized younger sister. The princess is so big, so don’t bully her in the future.”
”…” Dong Ge looked like a ghost. She was very surprised when Shi Jian briefly mentioned her newly established sister.
When Shi Jian saw that Ke Li’s body had been huddled with the big bran, she said, “It’s cold outside. Let’s go ahead and warm up with a cup of warm wine.”
The three entered the garden together. The plum garden is Dong Ge’s private property. There are hardly any traces of people along the path. Except for the new line of footprint in the middle, the entire pathway was covered in white.
Since it’s called the plum garden, there were plum blossoms within the garden. Once you enter the garden, you can smell its dark fragrance.
The three knelt beside a stove. From time to time Shi Jian looked sideways at the snow-scented red plums outside. After warming up, one cup of wine was poured to Ke Li and Dong Ge respectively.
Ke Li drank wine for the first time. Although the alcoholic level was not high, her face was completely pink after she finished drinking and her own amorous feelings gathered between her eyebrows.
Even though she had seen countless beautiful women. Dong Ge was still shocked by Ke Li’s beauty. Afterall, the two people present belong to the cool beauty, while Ke Li is obviously a charming beauty.
She sighed without hesitation and praised: “Sister Qu is a real beauty.”
As the author mother, Ke Li knew Dong Ge’s temperament and didn’t refute it. She gently smiled and says, “Not as beautiful as the princess.”
She was blushing and her smile seemed to take away people’s souls. Shi Jian suddenly regret bringing Ke Li out and letting the other see such a wonderful person, even though this person was her close friend.
She pinched a piece of cake and handed it to Ke Li. She said, “This is the palace’s snack, try it.”
Ke Li didn’t know what was shoved in her face but felt it was a little hot. When she looked at the snack that Shi Jian brought over, she opened her mouth obediently and ate it. Then listened quietly to their conversation.
”A Shi Jian, did you find Lin Wentian?” When Dong Ge asked this question, she had a somewhat unnatural face and a flash of guilt passed in her eyes.
Shi Jian didn’t noticed and thought that she was concerned about her marriage and answered faintly, “Not found.”
However, Ke Li is very clear that Princess Gong Ge is a good person, but it is inevitable that there would be tens of thousands of fans within the novel. For example, both women like the male master, and the men like the female master. The result is that all women hates the female master and all men hate the male master.
In the original plot, Dong Ge was simple and felt guilty about liking the male lord, Lin Wentian. She always felt ashamed when she remembered he was her friend’s fiancé. Therefore, during the early period it was a very good time with Shi Jian, but later the blackened Ke Si Qu provoked a dispute between them and gradually became alienated from Shi Jian over time. Then, finally Lin Wentian caused the dispute between the two countries.
When Dong Ge saw that Shi Jian was indifferent, she asked strangely, “Aren’t you looking for him?”
Shi Jian said inexplicably: “I don’t like him, why do I want to find him? What’s more, he’s not the only man in the world, besides…”
Dong Ge was choking. She felt that Shi Jian’s words were quite right, she replied, “What else?”
“How many good men are there in the world?” Shi Jian was very clear on this, even her brother who had spoil her was a romantic and was surrounded by many women.
If there’s really a good man, it’s probably just her father.
”You… do you really think so?” Dong Ge had a moment of joy, as if she could truly openly pursue her beloved.
”That’s what I think.” When Shi Jian said that, Ke Li’s mouth was covered with some pastry crumbs, she naturally reached out and wiped her mouth, as if this had become a habit.
Dong Ge looked at this scene and felt that the relationship between Shi Jian and Ke Li was too close. In addition, Shi Jian’s words made her think deeply.
If there are no good men in the world, then there will only be women left….
Although mirror grinding6 Grinding mirror – title of ancient lesbians, refers to the sexual behavior between them. One way they have sex was that two sides pondered each other’s bodies (scissoring), because of their similar body structure, it looked like there was a mirror in the middle, so it was called a grinding mirror. was not well regarded, it was surprising she hasn’t seen it in the palace.
Dong Ge narrowed her eyes and automatically regarded the two people in front of her as a pair.
Shi Jian didn’t know her friend’s winding thoughts, she felt that Ke Li’s body should be warm, and asked: “Sister Qu, let’s go out and play in the snow?”
”Okay.” Ke Li looked eager to play, like a well-behaved small pet that has been raised very well.
Dong Ge felt more and more suspicion between the two. In order to confirm her conjecture, while she was playing in the snow, she accidentally threw a snowball at Ke Li, then the next moment was chased by Shi Jian.
Doudou asked: [Host, is the princess a good or bad person?]
”She would be good if she could see the slag man’s face clearly in advance. If she continues to indulge in her heart’s desire, she would become bad.”
Good and evil are always in the middle of one’s thought.
[It seems that the next step is to take the slag man out for a walk.]
”…” When Ke Li was zoned out, she was hit by a round snowball between her neck. Some of the snow slid down on her body from the coat gap on her neck, and it brought her a real chilling and deep coldness.
She shivered for a while, and finally realized what it meant for snow to be called ice and fire, she’s only been here for more than a month and her chest has been subjected to a hot and cold torture.
Dong Ge’s mischievous laughter was not far away, and she gloated, “A Shi Jian, this time throw it yourself, don’t rely on me.”
Shi Jian didn’t expect she would hit Ke Li, stared at Dong Ge, took two steps back than another. She came to Ke Li’s side and asked, “Sister Qu, are you okay?”
Ke Li can feel the snow melting on her chest and shook her head. “No…it’s okay.”
Shi Jian checked her for a moment. Although she had prepared for the cold, she only warmed up in the house, and Ke Li temporarily removed the big bran hat. She didn’t expect this to happen.
She pulled Ke Li’s hand: “My collar got some snow in it too. Let’s go and change our clothes. It’s not good to be ill.”
After she spoke to Dong Ge, Shi Jian took Ke Li to change clothes in the inner room. She had been here before and was familiar with the layout. When they found spare clothes, they changed their clothes back to back.
It went well and neither side looked at the other.
When the last coat was taken off, Ke Li felt goosebumps all over her body. She thought it was too cold to take off her clothes. She urgently needed skeletal muscles to produce heat to resist the cold.7 Guys, this is a natural known body mechanism called shivering. The author just beats around the bush to call it that…
She thought about it and her fingers quickly reached the back of her neck. She was ready to untie the apron’s strap. As a result, the more urgent and anxious the person was, the more unsuccessful the person was on untying the knot.
At this moment, a pair of cool hands suddenly came up on her back. Ke Li was puzzled and stunned for a moment. All she could think about was that Shi Jian could see her naked body.
”Doudou, take a look, what is the female lord doing?”
Ke Li felt that Shi Jian didn’t just unfasten the knot for her because she could feel a burning gaze sweeping back and forth behind her like a thorn.
Doudou waited a long time for this moment, looking at the sudden surge of affection and intimacy, and said: [Don’t worry host, at most, the female lord wants to be rude to you.]
Ke Li: “…”
System: Sprinkle flowers for yourself with a wide love ●v ●
Ke Li: (╯‵ □ ‘) ╯ (┻━┻)
- Xiaomei – little sister
- For people who don’t understand the context, they are talking about him being a skirt chaser. And Ke Li is acting the white lotus role so anything “sex” wise should put her in a default blush.
- Couldn’t get off the table – it’s too late for her fit to calm down. Dead duck – she made a mistake and she is being righteous and thinks her anger is justified.
- Dead house – mentioned in previous chapters. It’s a modern term, it’s a nickname describing an otaku or house girl, it’s saying they are hopeless. It can be interpreted in different ways – similar to being a hermit (English), hikikomori (Japanese). Basically, a derogatory term to refer to a person as an old house uninhabited or old haunted house.
- The “Ah” sound in front of a person’s name shows intimacy and familiarity.
- Grinding mirror – title of ancient lesbians, refers to the sexual behavior between them. One way they have sex was that two sides pondered each other’s bodies (scissoring), because of their similar body structure, it looked like there was a mirror in the middle, so it was called a grinding mirror.
- Guys, this is a natural known body mechanism called shivering. The author just beats around the bush to call it that…
; A ; author too indirect with a lot of her descriptions, good luck readers!