Translated by Novice Translations
Come On, Hurt Each Other
“Baby, don’t say it. Leave me alone.” Nan Xun didn’t want to listen. She felt that if she listened, she would be tempted to slap herself.
“Think about it, it has already happened.” The void beast advised.
Nan Xun thought about it and quickly accused, “You knew that the long-eared rabbit was the Demon King, but you didn’t remind me?”
The void beast coughed softly, “I didn’t expect the Demon King to be so powerful. If I had made a noise, he would have surely found me.”
“So, you just watched me die over and over again?”1For readers who can’t pick up what she meant. Every time she taunted the Demon King, he always emitted a murderous aura and Little Eight described it as if he wanted to kill her every time, when she did X. So, she’s complaining that he watched her “died” every time the Demon King was feeling murderous. Nan Xun said faintly.
“I wasn’t watching. I took advantage of this period to learn knowledge of your world, I am a progressive mythical beast keeping pace with the times, hehe.”2The sound he made was like a “lol” cause he learned it from the modern age. If you noticed in the previous chapter, he learned slang to curse people out.
Nan Xun: “Baby, did you really not consider the present situation?”
The void beast snorted, “Do you think I’m as stupid as you? So, you can beat me?”
Nan Xun: “…Baby, you’re smart.”
“Fortunately, the Demon King was attached to the long-eared rabbit, not to a boar.” Nan Xun patted her chest with relief.
“What’s the difference?” The void beast was puzzled.
“If it was a wild boar, I wouldn’t raise it, but roast it instead.”
Void beast: …
She suddenly thought of something, Nan Xun counted her fingers, and couldn’t help but exclaim, “Little Eight, tomorrow seems to be the last day, the end, I’ll be eaten alive by the Demon King!”
The mythical beast made a “huh” sound.
“I think we can go directly to the next world.” Nan Xun suggested seriously.
The void beast immediately replied: “Don’t give up until the last moment, I’ll watch you~”
After saying that, the void beast played dead.
No matter how affectionately Nan Xun calls, the void beast continued to pretend to be dead.
Nan Xun hopes that she will be able to stay at home tomorrow. But it was clear that her wishes have been dashed, because the next morning, a large group of people descended into her courtyard.
Originally as the daughter of the family’s head, her independent courtyard was very spacious, but after the arrival of the group, it suddenly became crowded.
Several elders walked ahead, followed by her father and mother, then by a large group of servants, uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters.
Nan Xun didn’t know what happened. She only felt that the old man’s eyes in front of her was so bright that it could eat people. Her mother and father were crying.
Nan Xun was still confused when several elders spoke about the matter with great emphasis.
The king of monsters and beasts actually sent a little demon as a messenger and tomorrow he will send someone to pick up the bride.
Originally, the Zuili family and the other big families had wishful thinking. They had planned to bring the person to the entrance of the magic realm by a sedan chair. Then they would see whether the Demon King would accept the bride or not.
They had never expected that the Demon King would send someone to pick up the bride when he learned about it.
Does this mean that the Demon King is satisfied with the bride candidate?
Nan Xun breathe a sigh of relief with some excitement: “Little Eight, the
Demon King will come pick me up tomorrow. Does this mean I won’t be eaten today? I changed the fate of Zuili Xuan from being eaten!”
The void beast snorted, “Congratulations, maybe you’ll get eaten tomorrow? Have you forgotten all the bad things you did to the Demon King?”
Nan Xun: …
“Oh, baby, if I was eaten, your merits would be lost.” Come on, hurt each other.
The void beast wilted immediately.
- For readers who can’t pick up what she meant. Every time she taunted the Demon King, he always emitted a murderous aura and Little Eight described it as if he wanted to kill her every time, when she did X. So, she’s complaining that he watched her “died” every time the Demon King was feeling murderous.
- The sound he made was like a “lol” cause he learned it from the modern age. If you noticed in the previous chapter, he learned slang to curse people out.