TL Note: I’m busy at work this entire week so there won’t be as many chapters release as in previous weeks.
Translated by Novice Translations
Hey, Hey Cute Spiritual Beasts
Hong Chou was red faced and her ears were red. “How come wang is so rough, he isn’t careful.”
Nan Xun said, “Hong Chou be at ease. This time I took revenge. His back was scratched by my nails, he should be bleeding. His pain is not much lighter than mine.”
Several people were frightened by her words.
That’s the Demon King! How dare this girl made the Demon King bleed! Doesn’t she know how precious the Demon King’s blood is?!
Nan Xun is lying in the tub resting against the top, unable to resist asking the void beast, “Little eight, did his evil value decreased?”
The void beast was listless, “Decrease, the evil value is 94.”
Nan Xun smiling face is stiff. “What? Management and labor worked so hard to serve him for so long, why is it only one point less?”
The void beast explained: “The second time is certainly not as good as the first time.”
Nan Xun sighed and accepted this fact, “One point at a time, it will accumulate.”
Because the first time was a hit, two days after Nan Xun inevitably didn’t put in effort, until the void beast told her that the evil value only dropped by 1 point. She was so scared that she no longer dared to slack off.
However, in just a few days, Nan Xun and the Demon King’s body reached an unprecedented level of incompatibility.
Nan Xun knows the Demon King’s unsatisfaction, because his words were less, and his expression was once more indifferent.
Nan Xun doesn’t care as long as the other’s evil value falls.
The days of such shamelessness and impatience lasted for more than a month, and the Demon King’s evil value dropped from 94 to 85 and did not change.
Nan Xun is worried.
The Void Beast is very calm and comforts her. “No hurry, in the wuxia world, human beings can increase their lifespan by practicing Xuan. Although the beasts have no talent in practicing Xuan, they know many magic secrets and some ways to increase longevity. You still have a long way to go.”
However, Nan Xun was not comforted.
The Demon King favored a human woman on a daily basis. This matter has already spread throughout the demon domain. She doesn’t know what the Demon King said. Those monsters who hate human beings have not regarded her.
Nan Xun asked the void beast why.
The void beast replied, “Oh, well, because the Demon King said to all that were present, you were just a plaything. Once he gets tired of playing, he will devour you and declare war on humanity.”
Nan Xun fought a chill, “A good move from a ruthless scum male.”
However, how much hatred do they have? Why must the beasts go against humanity?
The void beast also explained, “It’s people who killed themselves. A long time ago, there were only beasts and gods who fought against each other. But the beasts were outnumbered, with the humans mixed into the fight, many beasts were slain in the hands of the humans. Now the hatred of the human race is greater than the gods.”
Nan Xun listened to little eight and they talked about the beasts, the human race and she had a deeper understanding of this world.
For example, the Demon King is a four-clawed red blood serpent which is actually a variant of the god beast, Divine Serpent, but this variant is naturally bloodthirsty and cruel. It is regarded as a different species by the Divine Serpent and was ruthlessly expelled by the Divine Serpent clan and finally degenerated to a savage ancient beast.
For example, the Qinglong, now the head of the four great beasts, has long been a mortal enemy of the Divine Serpent.
In order to compete for the position of the Great Beast, in order to extend their offspring lifespan, the Qinglong has cross-bred with many chaotic deities and beasts and gave birth to a variety of dragon beasts, such as the black dragon, yellow dragon, and blue dragon.
Among them, the most pure and noble clan is the Five-clawed Golden Dragon, which can be called the noble amongst the dragons.
Nowadays, the number of dragon beasts within the Qinglong clan is considerable, and the momentum has long overtaken the self-righteous Divine Serpent.
“Things are precious because they are scarce. It’s time for dragons to engage in family planning.” Nan Xun commented.
The Void Beast said, “The dragon beasts have already become purple, they are all over the place and are very shameless.”1Little eight is cursing the Qinglong clan for being shameless and hooking up with everything to make offspring. They have already become so purple, there is no going back. Similar American saying …. they’ve been around the block.
In the evening, Nan Xun was beaten by the Demon King, while in the daytime, she gossips with little eight, her life was easygoing.
Suddenly, two days later the Demon King no longer favor Nan Xun and she was very surprised.
Nan Xun asked Lu Sui Ren how many were there.
Finally, Hong Chou was indignant and arrogant: “Several old things in the demon domain have heard that the Demon King is close to a woman. He has found a lot of glamorous beasts within his domain. At this time, wang naturally cannot remember the lady. I also heard that last night, wang had many women and the entire palace was filled with cries of those despicable whores, I was so angry!”
After listening, Nan Xun had some mixed feelings, “Little eight, men, ah, indeed only think with their lower bodies like animals.”
Void beast: “The Demon King is a beast, a serpent. Have you ever heard of snake sex?”2Nan Xun complaining the Demon King is like an animal thinking with his lower body. Little eight retorts, is basically telling her she dumb. Of course, he is an animal, ever heard of snake sex?
Nan Xun suddenly had nothing to say.
However, Nan Xun is not sad, but feels relieved. These days, she could not reduce the Demon’s Kings evil value by brewing in his sauce. She took this opportunity to think of other methods.
How can a bloodthirsty and brutal beast King discover the truth, the goodness and beauty of the world?
Nan Xun thinks day and night and eats a lot less.
This falls in the eyes of Hong Chou, the tea does not think about rice.3Idiom – I miss you so much that nothing else matters to me, even drinking and eating.
Hong Chou is not worthy of her, day after day, she praises her that there is no other woman that can be compared to her.
Nan Xun felt that the Hong Chou brain circuit was really strange. Fortunately, she had no feelings for the Demon King. She would vomit blood on the spot if she knew Hong Chou thought she loves the Demon King.
In order to make her happy, Lu Sui Ren gave her two sprouting beasts from who knows where.
The spiritual beast is called a Zhi Shou beast. It’s fluffy, white, and cuter than the long-eared rabbit.
Nan Xun named them Da Bai and Xiao Bai.4Da Bai – Big White; Xiao Bai – Small White (same name as long-eared rabbit)
“Hong Chou, Da Bai, Xiao Bai. I have just dug this grass, they will definitely like it.” Nan Xun held lush green grass in her hand.
Hong Chou’s face was iron-clad and looked like a steel tunnel:5Expression – You are far from their expectation; Hong Chou disappointed “Madame, when is it? How come you only know how to play with beasts? Wang has not come for a long time!”
Lan Shui immediately pulled her aside and whispered: “Enough! Don’t mention these things in front of the lady, don’t you think her face is not ugly enough?”
Nan Xun waved her hand unconcerned. “Nothing is wrong, Hong Chou is afraid of me falling out of favor, but I’m not in a hurry. It’s better to do what I like.”
Hong Chou stamped her feet in anger.
Da Bai and Xiao Bai suddenly disappeared, and several people looked for them separately.
Lu Sui Ren didn’t know what she saw, but suddenly screamed, people who heard the sound immediately headed towards it.
Dai Bai and Xiao Bai originally cute, fluffy and white became two pieces of skin, lying in the shade of the tree, where their blood was drained dry and their flesh eaten whole.
The four maidservants looked at one person in silence.
She was afraid. She didn’t know when the Demon King arrived but saw her two spiritual beasts. They were not pleasing in the Demon King’s eyes and he devoured them directly.
She looked at the two pieces of skin soaked with blood, her eyes saw darkness and she fainted.
- Little eight is cursing the Qinglong clan for being shameless and hooking up with everything to make offspring. They have already become so purple, there is no going back. Similar American saying …. they’ve been around the block.
- Nan Xun complaining the Demon King is like an animal thinking with his lower body. Little eight retorts, is basically telling her she dumb. Of course, he is an animal, ever heard of snake sex?
- Idiom – I miss you so much that nothing else matters to me, even drinking and eating.
- Da Bai – Big White; Xiao Bai – Small White (same name as long-eared rabbit)
- Expression – You are far from their expectation; Hong Chou disappointed
I think the Demon King was trying to get her jealous by sleeping with others. Not sure if he slept with them since Hong Chou only heard sounds…could be him swallowing them whole…ahaha such a coincidence that little and big white were eaten after Nan Xun said that she wasn’t in a rush for him.